
May 31st / 116 notes
Madonna tells the douche bags to pop off and rollerskates the fuck outta here

May 31st / 2,791 notes♡ T A K E A W A L K T H R O U G H T H E V A L L E Y I N T H E S H A D O W O F M E T H ♡
May 31st / 364 notes“hey mom are you ready to go to the store”
“yeah just give me a second”


May 30th / 68 notesi want to get a puppy but have someone else walk and clean it and i play with it the rest of the time
May 30th / 9,529 notesIt’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
May 30th / 50 notesbuy me a boyfriend
May 30th / 13,097 notesi wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
May 30th / 66 notesI wear short-sleeve shirts over long-sleeve shirts over short-sleeve shirts





