fozzie:

im obsessed with this gif this is literally how i feel when im in a room by myself muttering about my hyperfixations as if preparing for a ted talk

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pokemon-personalities:

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

desirethepositive:

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE

a-smol-cunt:
“I audibly gasped
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a-smol-cunt:

I audibly gasped

necr0menace:

*eats incense like pocky sticks*

just-shower-thoughts:

If Bruno Mars were to have texted a girl the lyrics to “Just The Way You Are” instead of making it a song he definitely would have ended up on r/niceguys

yochillson:

Handholding during missionary definitely a top 5 act

cherryfaggot:

stomach kisses? too commonly overlooked and a sacred form of intimacy

packtheammo2:

goodgirlgonegr8:

memes–memes:

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I hate it 😂

This is the most Scorpio shit I’ve ever read

reddit-tales:

What’s the worst advice you’ve received in your life?

My careers advisor in high school.

When I said “I think I want to do something with computers” she said “have you heard of Microsoft?”

Then she wrote Microsoft on a piece of paper and slid it across the table and that was my careers interview over.

0ffwhite:

From “Come over” to “Come home” is a real relationship goal for me.

jumex:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

There could be 100 people in the room and 99 don’t belie

Damn..they jumped her